Bad Attitude Chili

Beef

2 pounds pork roast; cut into 1" pieces
2 pounds cheap ground beef; (you'll need the fat this isn't health food.)
1/2 cup good chili powder; (your local supermarket brand tastes like cardboard)
1 big onion; roughly chopped
1 head garlic; minced
8 New Mexican green chilies; roasted, peeled, seeded, chopped.
1 tablespoon hot Hungarian paprika; (this is legal - paprika is a chili)
1 tablespoon ground cumin
4 beef bouillon cubes
1 28 oz can crushed tomatoes (optional for taste) ***
1 bottle amber Mexican beer; (Dos Equiis, Noche Buena) 
1/4 cup bourbon
1 square bitter baker's chocolate; (not as weird as it sounds.)
salt to taste

Sauté‚ 1/4 of the garlic and onions until translucent. Add 1/4 of the meat, chili powder and brown. Salt the meat while cooking. Put into your chili pot. Cast iron is best. Repeat until all the meat is done. Put the rest of the ingredients in you chili pot and simmer for a hour. As in any recipe, the amount of ingredients is variable. Add more of anything you want, especially chilies. ***I no longer use the tomatoes.